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CAR TROUBLE
A hunched shadow slinks through the night. The dark hulk creeps closer, closer to your
sleeping house. From his powerful hands hangs a length of heavy chain, though no
sound breaks the eerie silence. Suddenly, he stops dead. He sees what he wants. What
he has come to do, he will do.
A strange cloud moves across the moon's face like a ghost ship, and the face of the
Creature is revealed! It's...It's...It's...It's Repo Man! It'll take him about 4 minutes to get
your car on the flatbed. Oh, shift! There goes your whole life! You really should have
kept up those payments, but you couldn't because they ate up half your paycheck.
You bought too much car, and now its gone,
but your troubles have just begun!
Repo man will haul your beautiful "ex" straight to the auction company. There it will sit
15 days while you have the golden opportunity to come up with the entire loan balance
plus fees.
Let's just say you don't. Then what? It auctions for $1,800. The balance left on your
loan was $3,000. Guess who gets to pay the difference? Yep. YEW! Your lender will sue
you for the "deficiency balance " of $1,200 plus attorney fees, etc.
If you don't pay:
- An outstanding judgment will show on your credit report for 7 years, and you
wont be able to get credit and certainly not a home loan.
- The lender can garnishee your wages (take money out of your paycheck)
before you even see it!
- Some employers will not hire a person with more than 2 occasions of
"attached wages ".
MONEY- DUMB!
If you fall for these come-ons, you may be "financially illiterate"!
"Instant Credit" . . . (we will satisfy your childish urge for instant
gratification so that you will not get out of the store and compare
prices, or take a few days to think about whether you really need
another doodad.)
"Easy Credit". . . (we will appeal to the lazy irresponsible side of
you, and make it so easy to buy this geegaw that you will never stop
to think about the actual cost after all the interest is added.)
"Pay-by-the-Week" . . . (but if you are one day late, we will slam
down hard with late fees or repossession).
"Rent-To-Own" . . (and pay 2 to 4 times as much for half the quality)
"No Credit Check". . . (we'll do a favor because we are nice guys
and oh yeah, sign here whether you can afford the payment or not).
"Lease/Purchase Agreement" . . . (I'm a landlord who understands
your credit problems and will give you a once-in-a lifetime opportunity
to buy this house. Never-mind that you don't understand the terms
and that I'm out to rip you off in ways you won't realize for a few
years or until it's time to put the deed in your name!).
"Let us Open an Account for You" ....(so you will tie up your
future earnings with us and will not shop with our competitors).
Falling for easy credit gimmicks is often the first
mistake we make in ruining our credit and our future
Sick Spending
- You think you "deserve" to have money, whether you earn it or not.
- You buy extravagant toys that will bring people to your house and make you feel popular.
- You often "celebrate" with shopping.
- You "medicate" with shopping to kill the pain of a lost commission, a fight with
your husband, being "left out," losing a game, flunking a test, etc.
- You don't "feel right" unless you buy something new that day.
- You haunt garage sales, flea markets, or thrift shops looking for great stuff
at bargain prices even though you have no more room in your house.
- If you don't have as much money as your friends, you feel inferior.
- You cannot seem to save any money at all.
- Someone in your family constantly complains about your spending.
- You quickly get defensive and angry when someone criticizes your buying habits.
- You buy things for "later" and then forget about them or do not like them.
- You throw away or give away a lot of things that have barely been used.
- You "hate" rich people.
- You feel that people who don't have money aren't important.
- You have nightmares about losing all of your money.
- You would steal and trick and hurt people to get money.
- Your kids know how to "work you" for the next new thing. You know you are being manipulated, but you don't say "NO."
- You must keep spending to get something "perfect" your body image, your car,
your house, your sports equipment, etc..
- You can't resist a "bargain," so you buy another one even though you have three
at home.
- You somehow feel that money is magic; if you go ahead and charge it, the
money will "appear" from somewhere.
- You hoard, grasp, and feel like "there will never be enough."
- Money is very fuzzy in your mind. You never quite know where it comes from or where it goes.
- Sometimes you see stuff in the store you "would do anything to get"stuff "you
would kill for."
- Sometimes you sit and look around at all your stuff, and it makes you sick.
- You were happier when you "had nothing."
- You feel an inner need to "simplify" but don't know where to start.
- You think money is the most Important thing in the world.
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